The Joke Competition #5 - Entree Stage (Come Enter!!)

**Bruce Wayne**

I would enter if it wasn't my competition. It just doesnt seem right
for the host to enter his own competition....that's why i am not
entering.

C'mon guys we need people to enter this. It only
takes a minute or two to think of the joke and not so much time to
enter it. It can win you easy KP. Lets do this!!

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**Marik Ishtar**

Mom and her son is in the car.

Son:Mom where are we going?
Mom:To the new Wal-Mart I found.
Son:How many minutes until we there?
Mom:20 minutes.
Son:Okay.

20 minutes later

Mom:We're here!
Son:Really where is it?
Mom:It's right in front of us!
Son:{Looks}
Son:I still don't see it?
Mom:The one with the cart in front of it.
Son:Do you mean Ball-Mart?
Mom:......Wow....It literally says Ball-Mart.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Yes....we finally get a joke. Thank you Marik and also all the others who have participated. Entrants stop tomorrow night, Saturday, at 10 pm pacific. 5 GMT. So please hurry and enter as fast as you can Smile

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**Bruce Wayne**

Ok, the entree period is now closed.

Here are the entrees:

St. Anna:
3 men were about to jump off a building: A samurai, a leprechaun and a sumo wrestler.

The samurai jump off and said "God bless Japan."

The leprachaun jumped next and said "God bless Ireland."

Last, the sumo wrestler jumped off and said "God bless whoever I land on."

Unkown:
A guy was looking for his lost donkey when he saw a couple.

The
man(in the couple) told his girlfriend:" Honey, I love you and I don't
need anything but you... I see the whole world in your beautiful eyes".
Then the guy that lost his donkey said:'' Really? Can you see my donkey in their, I lost him!".

S4NT05:
A kid comes home from school crying.

Dad: Whats wrong son?

Son: The kids where making fun of me at school today

Dad: Why?

Son: Because they said i have a G@y dad.

Dad: Don't pay attention to them son...now scratch my back because my bra is itching.

Marik Ishtar:
Mom and her son is in the car.

Son:Mom where are we going?
Mom:To the new Wal-Mart I found.
Son:How many minutes until we there?
Mom:20 minutes.
Son:Okay.

20 minutes later

Mom:We're here!
Son:Really where is it?
Mom:It's right in front of us!
Son:{Looks}
Son:I still don't see it?
Mom:The one with the cart in front of it.
Son:Do you mean Ball-Mart?
Mom:......Wow....It literally says Ball-Mart.

~Please keep the rules in mind while voting

VOTING POLLS NOW OPEN

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

Here are my votes.

1.Santos
2.Santa Anna
3.Unkown

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**Bruce Wayne**

My votes are:

1. St. Anna
2. S4NT05
3. Unkown

Kinda hard to choose Razz

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**Kuchiki Byakuya**

1.st.anna
2.unkown
3.santos

Kyouraku Shunsui

My votes

1.Santos
2.Santa Anna
3.Unkown

**darkfire**

1. St. anna
2. unknown
3. santos

**Bruce Wayne**

Voting Period closes Sunday Night at 10 pm (Pacific Time)...so please hurry up and vote if you haven't done so already. Thanks Smile

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**Omega 6**

1.Unkown
2. St Anna
3.S4NT05

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**JadenYuki1**

1. st anna
2. s4nt05
3. unkown

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**Bruce Wayne**

Voting polls closed Smile

1. St. Anna = 29 : 100 KP
2. S4NT05 = 19 : 50 KP
3. Unkown = 15 : 20 KP

~Can one of the admins please award the winners their prizes.
~St. Anna, please PM me the topic or topic sentence for the next competition.

Good Job People!

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

I will reward them their KP.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Alright, the topic sentence is in from St. Anna. It is probably a topic most of you guys like a lot.

The Topic Sentence:

"YO MAMA......"

~You can start entering your jokes now.
~Make sure it is appropriate.
~Read the rules before you enter.

GOOD LUCK!

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**QuisdaDon**

Yo mama so hairy, when she go swimming they call her the little "Furmaid."

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**darkfire**

Yo mama so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duck.

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**Unkown**

Yo Mama so ugly that whenever I have a hard time to use the toilet, I just look at a picture of her.

**Omega 6**

Yo momma's sooooooo wrinkly and sooooooo flabby that when i see my FOX weather channel predict another calm and cloudy day I'll get her outside by the ocean and shove a bee's nest on her head to create tidal waves.

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**RolinRuff**

ur mama's so black she sweats tar xD

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**Neji Hyuga**

Your mama's so heavy the weighing machine says-to be continued-

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**Bruce Wayne**

Deadline for this competition will be on Sunday night 10 pm. So hurry up and enter your "Yo mama" jokes if you already haven't.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Alright entree period closed.

Here are the entrees for this competition:

St. Anna
Yo mama so hairy, when she go swimming they call her the little "Furmaid."

Darkfire
Yo mama so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duck.

Unkown
Yo Mama so ugly that whenever I have a hard time to use the toilet, I just look at a picture of her.

Omega 6
Yo momma's sooooooo wrinkly and sooooooo flabby
that when i see my FOX weather channel predict another calm and cloudy
day I'll get her outside by the ocean and shove a bee's nest on her
head to create tidal waves.

RolinRuff
ur mama's so black she sweats tar

Neji Hyuga
Your mama's so heavy the weighing machine says-to be continued-

VOTING POLLS OPEN!!

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My Votes:

1. darkfire
2. Unkown
3. St.Anna

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**Kuchiki Byakuya**

1.neji hyuga
2.unkown
3.rolinruff

**Bruce Wayne**

Um...guys we need more votes here. Only 2 people
have voted and that is not enough to determine the winners. So we need
you guys to come out and vote. Please do so Very Happy

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

ok imma vote

1.Omega
2.Darkfire
3.Neji Hyuga

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**Azaryn**

1.unknown
2.omega6
3.rollinruff

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**Bruce Wayne**

Voting polls closed..not many votes this time but we have to keep this going.

1st Place: 100 KP
Unkown = 11

2nd Place: 50 KP
Omega 6 = 8
Darkfire = 8

3rd Place: 20 KP
Neji Hyuga = 6
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RolinRuff = 2
St.Anna = 1

~Can one of the admins please award the winners their prizes.
~Unkown, please PM me the topic or topic sentence for the next competition.

Good Job People!

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

KP awarded.

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**Aman159**

Unkown wrote:

OK, here's mine.
Quick Drinking!

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.

The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'

The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."

The bartender looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"

The guy responds, "An empty wallet."

aahah lol this one actually made me laugh Razz