The Joke Competition #5 - Entree Stage (Come Enter!!)

**Aman159**

i had a yo mam joke but its too late anyways

Yo momma so fat Dora can't Explore her Very Happy

**Bruce Wayne**

You should have joined earlier then Very Happy

. But you can join the next competition once i get the topic from Unkown, i will start it. Smile

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**Bruce Wayne**

Alright, the topic sentence is in from Unkown. Another popular joke topic

The Topic Sentence:

"Knock Knock...
Who's There...."

~Knock Knock jokes please Very Happy

~You can start entering your jokes now.
~Make sure it is appropriate.
~Read the rules before you enter.

GOOD LUCK!

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**Unkown**

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daddy.
Daddy who?
Seriously, it's your father, open up!

**Azaryn**

Knock Knock
Who's There?
lettuce
lettuce who?
Let us in already its your parents!!!!!!!!!

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**QuisdaDon**

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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**Aman159**

Here's Mine..NOt so orginal I know..

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

**Bruce Wayne**

Deadline for entering this competition is Saturday night 10PM (Pacific Time). Make sure you enter your jokes before that time. Thank you.

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**Pielago**

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tom sawyer.
Tom sawyer who?
Tom sawyer underwear!

**Bruce Wayne** · Last edited by Bruce Wayne on Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:10 am; edited 1 time in total

Entree Period Closed. Voting Open.

Here are the entrees:

Unkown:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daddy.
Daddy who?
Seriously, it's your father, open up!

Azaryn:

Knock Knock
Who's There?
lettuce
lettuce who?
Let us in already its your parents!!!!!!!!!

St.Anna:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?

Aman159:

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

Pielago:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tom sawyer.
Tom sawyer who?
Tom sawyer underwear!

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VOTING POLLS OPEN!!

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My votes:

1. Unkown
2. Pielago
3. Azaryn

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**Azaryn**

brucey yu cut of aman's joke brah fix that up Smile

**Pielago** · Last edited by Pielago on Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:02 am; edited 2 times in total

1.aman
2.st.anna
3.unkown

**Kuchiki Byakuya**

1.unkown
2.azaryn
3.aman

**Aman159**

my joke

yu cut it off
anywayz my votes
-Pielao
-St. Anna
-Azaryn

**Bruce Wayne**

Oh Aman, i am so sorry. I think it got deleted when i tried to color it. I am editing it right now...so don't worry. And if anybody wants to change their votes..they are welcome to do so. Sorry again Aman. Sad

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**Aman159**

Bruce Wayne wrote:

Oh Aman, i am so sorry. I think it got deleted when i tried to color it. I am editing it right now...so don't worry. And if anybody wants to change their votes..they are welcome to do so. Sorry again Aman. Sad

It's ok

and thx

**Bruce Wayne**

Only 4 voters so far...voting polls will close Saturday Night 10 PM (Pacific Time). Come vote Very Happy

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**Dartz**

my votes goes as follows:

1. Unkown
2.Aman156
3.St.Anna

GL to everyone...

P.S: i really liked Unkown's...

**Bruce Wayne**

Voting Stages Over. Smile

Lets get to our winners Smile

1st Place = 100 KP
Unkown - 16

2nd Place = 50 KP
Aman159 - 9

3rd Place = 20 KP
Pielago - 8
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St.Anna - 7
Azaryn - 5

~KP Awarded to the winners.
~Let me know if i made a mistake in counting the votes.
~Unkown, please PM me the topic for the next competition.
~Thanks for participating and voting. Tune in next week for another competition. Smile

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**Bruce Wayne**

I'm extremely sorry for the delay in starting the next competition. I did get the topic a few days back but was busy. Well here is the topic:

Chuck Norris ~~Jokes~~ Facts!

~Chuck Norris Jokes Please Very Happy

~You can start entering your jokes now.
~Make sure it is appropriate.
~Read the rules before you enter.

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**Unkown**

Did you guys know? Chuck Norris is so cool, that he can get a Bic Mac at BurgerKing!

Last edited by L on Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:36 pm; edited 1 time in total

Chuck Norris words:

- Infinite has a value, I gave him one.
- God is the father of everything, And I'm God's Father.
- I'm the father of my father, I even created him.

EDIT: Can this be counted as 1? If not just pick the best one Smile

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**Aman159**

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

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**Unkown**

L, I think you must only enter ONE joke, not 10, haha.

**Bruce Wayne**

O.O

L., you need to enter only 1 of those. You can't enter all Very Happy

. So please change it or leave it as it is...and i'll just enter the first one. Thanks. Smile

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**Blacky951**

Chuck Norris can tear your head of and then throw it in your face Very Happy

**Acez18**

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Shocked

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"Did you guys have a pleasant dream?"

**Bruce Wayne**

L wrote:

Chuck Norris words:

- Infinite has a value, I gave him one.
- God is the father of everything, And I'm God's Father.
- I'm the father of my father, I even created him.

EDIT: Can this be counted as 1? If not just pick the best one Smile

Yes L, that can be counted as one since it is "his words". Very Happy

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**Bruce Wayne**

Attention! Deadline for entering The Joke Competition #5 is Saturday, August 30(10 PM)-(GMT-7) If you want to enter, make sure you do it ASAP. Thanks.

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**Unkown**

Well, Bruce is away I guess, so I don't think it would hurt if I posted the voting stage.

Unkown:
Did you guys know? Chuck Norris is so cool, that he can get a Bic Mac at BurgerKing!

L:

Chuck Norris words:

- Infinite has a value, I gave him one.
- God is the father of everything, And I'm God's Father.
- I'm the father of my father, I even created him.

Aman159:
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Very Happy

Blacky951:
Chuck Norris can tear your head of and then throw it in your face Very Happy

Acez18:
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Shocked

Sorry for not coloring and all, but I'm not as fancy as Bruce, underlining is as far as I go.
Ok guys, start voting!