The Joke Competition #5 - Entree Stage (Come Enter!!)

**Bruce Wayne** · Last edited by Bruce Wayne on Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:21 am; edited 7 times in total

I welcome you to The Joke Competition. Here you can make jokes about a certain topic and gain KP! Members will vote on which jokes are the best. But, there are strict rules that must be followed or the
consequences are severe.

Rules

- Each joke should begin with either the "Topic Sentence" or be based around the topic. It depends on if the theme is a "Topic Sentence" or just a "topic".

- The Jokes must be made by you. You should not use a joke that is
already on the web. We have many members here that recognize jokes that have already been made in the past.

- You can enter with only one joke for each competition.

- The jokes should have no reference whatsoever to another member of BC. They should not be used to discriminate against or offend another
member.

- The jokes should not include any "R-rated" jokes. This includes that no cuss words should be involved. But there can be references to adult stuff as long as it stays on the low side. We have many young ones on DK.

- The jokes should not be over sized, meaning don't make it too long. (Too long can be considered 10 sentences or more.)

Voting
(Is Very Similar to the BC Style for Sig Competition)

- Only members in a dorm or position in DK are allowed to vote. New Members are not allowed to vote.

- Each voter gets 3 Votes. For first place, second place, and third place. Just like how it is in BC.

- 1st place votes account for 5 points. 2nd place votes account for 3
points. 3rd place votes account for 1 point. 3 members with the highest
amount of points at the close of voting will win KP.

- A member that entered the competition cannot vote for himself/herself. Though they can vote for other members.

- Any member found cheating in any way will be punished.

Prizes

1st place: 100 KP
2nd place: 50 KP
3rd place: 20 KP

Other Information

- The First Place Winner of each competition will be granted the privilege to make the Topic Sentence for the next competition.

- Entree period will start at the end of the week. If there aren't
enough entrants, we will wait till we have enough. Voting can be
started as soon as the entree period

This weeks Topic is:

Food
(So the jokes must be based around the topics for this competition.)

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

Here I go.
this is my joke.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

**kneil_20**

Here is mine...
One day there were flies eating manure one fly
farted and the other fly said mind you manners cant you see we are
eating. I just made that up

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kneil_20 wrote:

Here is mine...
One day there were flies eating manure one fly
farted and the other fly said mind you manners cant you see we are
eating. I just made that up

That'd be funnier if it were rewritten because it took me a while to understand and once I thought of it I didn't laugh because I had to think about understanding it.

**Marik Ishtar**

Here is MY joke.

One day my mom comes home from the grocery store and I was wondering what she bought. SO! I looked in the bags and found this bag of Bagels and thinking in my head "ooo Breakfast!" ,but I looked closer and it said!

NEW AND IMPROVED
Made the Old Fashion Way!

(This happened this morning and I thought it was funny so here I posted Razz

ENJOY)

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**JadenYuki1**

What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailer

**Bruce Wayne**

Ok guys, the deadline for entering this competition will be on Saturday night. So, make sure to enter before the last day Smile

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Toushiro Hitsugaya

What do Farmers use to measure?
A Protractor
Get it xD

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**Bruce Wayne**

Toushiro, i cant see it related to "food". So if you can fix it up to make it related to "food" it would be great. Or else, i won't be able to accept your entree. Thanks Smile

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**Unkown**

OK, here's mine.
Quick Drinking!

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.

The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'

The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."

The bartender looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"

The guy responds, "An empty wallet."

**Neji Hyuga**

whats worse than finding a fly in your suop?
Finding half a fly.

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rolin isnt good enough to beat the first player
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Mar Kos already beat the first player :/

**Kyosuke Kiryu**

I am waiting on Bruce to make the poll or something to decide the winner so I can award the KP Very Happy

**Bruce Wayne**

Ok, entree period is now closed.

Here are the entrees-

Kyosuke Kiryu:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

kneil_20:
One day there were flies eating manure one fly
farted and the other fly said mind you manners cant you see we are
eating. I just made that up

Marik Ishtar:
One day my mom comes home from the grocery store
and I was wondering what she bought. SO! I looked in the bags and found
this bag of Bagels and thinking in my head "ooo Breakfast!" ,but I
looked closer and it said!
NEW AND IMPROVED
Made the Old Fashion Way!

JadenYuki 1:
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailer

Unkown:
OK, here's mine.
Quick Drinking!

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.

The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'

The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."

The bartender looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"

The guy responds, "An empty wallet."

Neji Hyuga:
whats worse than finding a fly in your suop?
Finding half a fly.

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Ok guys, before you start voting make sure to read the rules in the first post of this topic.....remember, anyone in a dorm can vote.

VOTING STARTS NOW!

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**Hiruma Yoichi** · Last edited by Hiruma Yoichi on Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:28 am; edited 1 time in total

I wil be voting for Unkown's joke. However, may I suggest you make a poll to keep it organized and to avoid Spam.

*EDIT*
Listening to way BW said...

My vote...

Unjown for 1st - The joke made me laugh and caught my attention.
Marik for 2nd - It took a bit for me to get it, but I got it I believe.(I'lll PM you)
Kiryu for 3rd - I have the other style before, but this remade version makes you think lol.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Hiruma, i see what you mean to keep it organized using a poll, but comments cannot be made that way. If you look at the "voting" section in the first post you will see that it explains everything and keeps it organized too. This way of voting will make the first second and third places easier to decide. Here is an example. If you can vote the same way, it will be great, thanks Smile

. And for all of you other guys that are voting, please vote like this as well. Smile

My Votes:

1. Unkown = 5 stars: - Really nice imagination with this joke. And written really nicely too.
2. Marik Ishtar = 3 stars- A good joke with a nice ending. Kinda surprised it happened in real life Smile

3. Kyosuke Kiryu = 1 star - A simple and newer version of an existing joke. Nice one there.

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

Here are my votes..

1.Unkown-His was the funniest and was long so kinda got my attention.
2.Marik Ishtar-Was funny because it was the opposite Very Happy

3.Kneil20-It was not that funny,but then again when it says the word "farted" made me chuckle a little Very Happy

**JadenYuki1**

1. Unkown
2. Marik Ishtar
3. Kneil

**S4NT05**

1.Unknown
2.Marik
3.Kneil

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**Seeker**

Unkown
Kysouke Kiryu
JadenYuki1

Good luck to all those involved.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Ok guys, remember that the voting poles will close in 10pm Pacific Time and 6am GMT....so you guys have only 8 more hours to vote....from when i posted this.

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**QuisdaDon** · Last edited by St. Anna on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:17 pm; edited 1 time in total

I don't understand Marik's. Once it's explained I'll edit this post with my vote.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Voting Closed. A little more entrants and voters would be appreciated for the next tournament. Very Happy

1st Place : Unkown = 25 points
2nd Place : Marik Ishtar = 12 points
3rd Place: Kneil20 = 3 points
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Kyosuke Kiryu = 4 points
JadenYuki1 = 1 points

~ Can one of the admins please award the winners their prizes.
~ Unkown gets to choose the next topic or topic sentence for the next competition. So Unkown, please PM me the topic or topic sentence. Once i get it, the next competition will be open.

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**Kyosuke Kiryu**

I will update KP.

**Bruce Wayne**

Ok then,

TOPIC CLOSED.

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**Bruce Wayne**

Alright guys, the topic for the next competition is:

Society, People and Places

-You have to base your joke on the topic listed above.
-You can start entering your jokes now.
-Just make sure you know the rules before you enter.

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**QuisdaDon**

3 men were about to jump off a building: A samurai, a leprechaun and a sumo wrestler.

The samurai jump off and said "God bless Japan."

The leprachaun jumped next and said "God bless Ireland."

Last, the sumo wrestler jumped off and said "God bless whoever I land on."

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**Bruce Wayne**

C'mon guys..only one entree so far...we need more XD... btw...really nice one St.Anna

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**Unkown**

I have one.

A guy was looking for his lost donkey when he saw a couple.

The man(in the couple) told his girlfriend:" Honey, I love you and I don't need anything but you... I see the whole world in your beautiful eyes".
Then the guy that lost his donkey said:'' Really? Can you see my donkey in their, I lost him!".

**S4NT05**

I have 1. I guess this is about People? Ok..

A kid comes home from school crying.

Dad: Whats wrong son?

Son: The kids where making fun of me at school today

Dad: Why?

Son: Because they said i have a G@y dad.

Dad: Don't pay attention to them son...now scratch my back because my bra is itching.

lol

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**Unkown**

Well, why don't you try entering Bruce Wayne, no one IS entering...